![]() The dirtiness damage ramps up quickly for an edible without a brain, you are asked to think fast. It hits that blend, but not without admitting to its mistakes instead of fixing them. ![]() It also wants to be a daunting challenge, something daring to be sped-run. The story revolves around accidentally driving the owner of the home to seek therapy. It wants to be a dope like its peers Amazing Frog, Octodad and Goat Simulator, giving you a playground of nonsense toys to break. I am Bread is hoping for the best of a couple worlds, tough and silly, white and whole wheat, rye and ciabatta. Perfect timing, because I could no longer give a shit The floors and walls between you and that toaster feel bigger and more despicable and much dirtier. You can only grapple your way around, like the squiddly-doos of Octodad and Mount Your Friends, but you also have limited grip. Your little slice of life has many limitations. This was the most entertaining of my attempts. I break a jar of strawberry jam open, and upon latching on to one of the shards, the kinetic energy of the game’s rubber-band physics launched me straight through the air, across the room, netting me an achievement and landing me into a litter box. It isn’t full of deathtraps but it does have dirt, ants, dust. I am bread, and I am terrible at being bread.īetween me and the toaster is a kitchen. I am that-I don’t know-goat, from Goat Simulator, bringer of destruction and schadenfreude. I am Luxo Jr., the animated and curious Pixar office lamp that makes something you buy from Staples-an empathic character through its motion. I am determined to become toast, find a heat source so as to roast my buns and become a part of this balanced breakfast. I am a slice of bread, wedged in between the bulk of the loaf and that weird end piece your dad eats.
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